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Men Mad at Women Only Screenings Of ‘Wonder Woman’
The Alamo Drafthouse is hosting Wonder Woman screenings for women only. Like legit. Forreal. Check out the memo via Birth.Movies.Death.. The most iconic superheroine in comic book history finally has...
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Ever Wondered Why They Gave Jon Snow a Small Dick?
Game of Thrones is all about women that somehow, despite living in a medieval low tech hell, are as smooth, pale, hairless, and constantly naked as those weird cats Kat Von D has, but the show’s...
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Zayn Malik Regrets Doing ’50 Shades Darker’ Duet With Taylor Swift
Bet he doesn’t regret that paycheck tho. According to RadarOnline.com, Zayn Malik never wanted to do the track “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever” with Taylor Swift in the first place, only did it because he...
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Paris Jackson Got Mistaken For A Homeless Person
#BrooklynGoals Despite being an heiress and daughter of Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson said a dude tried to kick her off the set of her own photo shoot after thinking she was homeless. Jackson, who has...
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Mexican Politician Mocked For Worst Campaign Hashtag Ever
Mexican politician Javier Zapata proved he doesn’t really know what the internet is with a campaign hashtag trying so hard it makes Hillary Clinton‘s campaign look cool and not at all desperate....
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My Top 6 Memes Of All Time
I, a memeologist, am here to bring you a high-quality meme experience. Here are some of the best recent memes, hot and fresh off of the press. 1. Beyonce Ordering Food Ok, so this Beyonce meme is pure...
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People Don’t Like Jamie Foxx’s Sign Language Joke
Last week, Jamie Foxx went on Jimmy Fallon to promote some shit he’s a part of that we all have already forgotten about and thought doing fake sign language while Jimmy Fallon talked in the promo would...
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Katy Perry Wants You to Know Her Sex Life Is Bomb
At a recent gig in London, Katy Perry talked about how awesome her sex life is as a woman in her 30s. She had encouraging words of wisdom for young people that can’t get it. From The Sun: “Let me tell...
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Finn And Poe Aren’t Gonna Do It In ‘Last Jedi,’ But Maybe Later
As The Blemish’s intolerable angry gay correspondent, it is my job to be upset about this, I guess. A bunch of people on Tumblr want Finn and Poe to bone, but according to the director, an epic romance...
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Who’s Getting #BlockedByTrump
We live in a bizarre techno hell world where a manchild, rapist, and Twitter bully is our president. Yes, a literal Twitter troll known for tweeting incoherently and using Twitter to attack dozens of...
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Watch Mark Zuckerberg’s Reaction to Getting Into Harvard
Yesterday Mark Zuckerberg shared a video his dad took of him in ye olden days, when he opened his email from Harvard telling him he got accepted. While papa Zuckerberg loses his shit, Mark Zuckerberg,...
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Johnny Depp Rejected ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Script Because Two Female...
Can we please forget about Johnny Depp already? He’s gone from a quirky and cool actor and artist to a bankrupt weirdo that abuses women, can’t be bothered to show up or remember lines for the roles he...
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Steve Harvey’s Ex-Wife Demands $60 Million from Him For ‘Murdering Her Soul’
Honestly, I hope this batshit crazy woman bleeds him dry. Steve Harvey seems like a dick, and I would bet that being married to him could legitimately do spiritual damage to a person. Even though Steve...
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Waitress Fired for Boning Orlando Bloom
Worth it. 21-year-old Viviana Ross hit it off with Orlando Bloom while pouring his drinks. Apparently, sparks were so intense she followed him right back to his hotel room after her shift ended,...
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Big Game Hunter Killed When The Elephant He Shot Fell On Him
Good. That’s what you deserve if your idea of a good time is killing unarmed creatures for fun. Professional big game hunter Theunis Botha (what a name) died at the age of 51 during a hunt in Gwai,...
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NBA’s Twitter Recognizes Amy Schumer, but Calls Dave Chappelle a ‘Fan’
Lord… The NBA is coming under fire for posting this gif of Amy Schumer and Dave Chapelle at the Boston Celtics and the Cleveland Cavaliers game with a really fucking insulting caption. Amy and a fan on...
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Ellen’s Interview With Jessica Simpson Is a Wreck
Jessica Simpson has been pretending to be dumb for money and attention for decades, though maybe she wasn’t ever pretending. Now instead of a cute ditzy young woman, she’s moving into middle-aged,...
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Kylie Jenner Mad That Ariel Winter Is Jacking Her Look
Considering Kylie Jenner paid big money to look like an ambiguously ethnic Bratz doll, Mattel should probably sue her for stealing their look and she should leave Ariel Winter alone. According to the...
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David Letterman Compares Amy Schumer to Richard Pryor, Says That Donald Trump...
David Letterman talked a lot of shit on Donald Trump and Richard Pryor in a recent GQ interview, because everyone with a conscience, half-functioning brain, or even vague connection to reality is...
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Chris Cornell Fans Trying to Book the Room He Committed Suicide In
Chris Cornell, Soundgarden frontman, committed suicide in a hotel room in the MGM Grand in Detroit on May 17. Fans of grunge mourned after his unexpected death in which he hung himself. Apparently, his...
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