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Canadian Teacher Suspended for Saying the Kind of Shit to Students That’s Too...
Jennifer Elizabeth Green-Johnson has been saying really weird shit to her 10-12th grade students at Dunnville Secondary School in Ontario, Canada. Not even like sexy shit. I mean, I think she’s trying,...
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School Uses Money Donated by Book-Loving Librarian to Build Shiny New Scoreboard
This is why I’m taking all my money to hell with me when I go. All 11 cents of it. Robert Morin, weird hermit, was 77 years old last spring when he died after working for 50 years at the University of...
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That One Time Margot Robbie Almost Picked Up a Minor
It happens. During a recent interview with Elle, Margot Robbie talked about accidentally almost picking up a high school boy on the set of her latest Calvin Klein ad. Her bad for thinking a male model...
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Jennifer Aniston Knew This Was Going to Happen
According to Page Six‘s sources, Jennifer Aniston always knew this day would come because Angelina Jolie is scary devil woman. Someone’s not bitter. “Jennifer always knew that this day would come,”...
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Zach Galifianakis Grills Hillary Clinton On ‘Between Two Ferns’
Hillary Clinton is trying real hard to be relatable, and considering she’s a thousand lizards in a pants suit, I’d she she’s doing ok. Her chat with Zach Galifianakis is so goddamn incredible that I...
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Star Magazine Fucked Up So Bad
Star Magazine really fucked up by making up shit about Tom Hanks‘ crumbling marriage to Rita Wilson to sell copies when the real life melt down of the century is going down. Look at how bad they fucked...
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Jennifer Anistons’ Nick Name for Angelina Jolie Is Amazing
While everybody is freaking out about the Brangelina split, one person is not surprised at all. Yeah, that’s right, Jennifer Aniston knew that Jolie or ‘the groom raider’ as she calls her, was not the...
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Gigi Hadid Got Grabbed In Milan And Would Have Beat The Shit Out Of The Dude...
I know that all women are asking for it and everything, especially if they have the nerve to be like really hot or something, but it’s always a delight to watch everybody laugh it up whenever some...
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Jim Carrey Says He Didn’t Give STDs to His Dead Girlfriend
According to a revised complaint in a wrongful death suit surrounding Jim Carrey’s late girlfriend Cathriona White’s fatal overdose, Carrey not only gave her the pills, but several STD’s. The lawsuit...
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Portuguese Man Spent 43 Years in a Wheelchair on Wrong Diagnosis
Rufino Borrego is learning how to walk again after spending 43 years in a wheelchair based on a doctor’s fuck up. The Jornal de Noticias reported that, at 13, Borrego was diagnosed with incurable...
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Japanese Teens Take Strange Viral Meme to the Next Level
The latest thing in Japan is #PPAP or ‘Pen-pineapple-apple-pen.’ Basically teens are making their own abstract and strange versions of this thing by Japanese comedian Kosaka Daimaou. Yeah, man. And...
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Katharine McPhee Is So Hot Right Now
Nothing is going on with Katharine McPhee. Except working out constantly probably because she is looking fine in these pics taken of her frolicking on Miami Beach. Are you reading anything I’m saying...
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Everyone Hates Ariana Grande
No one’s buying tickets to Ariana Grande’s tour and I’m not surprised. As we have seen with Iggy Azalea, you can push generic or just straight up bad sounding songs as hard as you want when you own all...
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Watch Brody Jenner’s Temper Tantrum Vs The Laguna Cliffs Marriott
Brody Jenner went on a real pissbaby kinda war with the ritzy Laguna Cliffs Marriott after he flipped out on two staffers who asked him to leave his room. Security guards and eventually the police were...
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How Much Would You Pay to Punch Martin Shkreli in the Face?
Not only did Martin Shkreli jack up the price of a decades old drug that’s standard for treating parasitic infection from $13.50 to over $700 on a whim, but he also uses YouTube to harass high school...
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Mandy Moore’s Sperm Tattoo
There’s bad tattoos and then there’s Ben Affleck’s phoenix tramp stamp. And then there’s Mandy Moore aka the girl with the sperm tattoo. She explained why the fuck that happened on Late Night with Seth...
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Are Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Secretly Canoodling?
Y’all knew it was a matter of time before somebody made up some shit about this. According to RadarOnline.com they met up in secret at a New York hotel weeks before things with Angelina dramatically...
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Madonna Wants to Vote Naked
After Katy Perry and Funny Or Die teamed up to get you to vote naked for Hillary Clinton… Today, on #VoterRegistrationDay, I, @funnyordie and @rockthevote invite you to… #IRegistered...
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Lindsay Lohan: It Was Just the Tip
Of course Lindsay Lohan‘s reaction to losing a part of her finger in a boating accident would be to be to film and take pictures of it. Apparently she was off the coast of Turkey on Sunday when she...
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In Other News, Rita Ora Modeled Lingerie For Vanity Fair Italia
Rita Ora is a pop singer (I think). I can’t name one of her songs. You probably can’t either. Maybe she should just stick to modeling because I’m sure people will actually remember these pictures of...
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